So Monday evening my husband gets a bit Betty crockerish. His baking skills were a plus when I decided to marry him. The man can bake anything you put in front of him. Except pie. here is the story.
This is a real gem for laughter. I am giggling just thinking about typing this.
Monday I am sitting and working on some book stuff for work thoroughly enjoying what i am reading. When I am rudely interrupted by the commotion in the kitchen. What the commotion you say? My husband having a fit the size of Texas. I wait for him to finish and ask what the issue is.
“My pie didn’t form.Its like banana soup” in the most annoyed and pissy tone I have ever heard. I try to restrain my giggles.
” What do you mean it didn’t form? Banana cream pie isn’t rocket science is it?”
Knowing full well he will be even more annoyed by the comment and got no response. Until here I hear this little gem ” You have got to be kidding me.” Silence. More muttering. My personal favorite ” What jack ass bought cook and serve pudding” Me now rolling on the floor in silent laughter tears spilling out my eyes. Gather myself together and reply ” That would be you”
“theres no way I would by cook and serve. I only buy instant.” angry face flushed.
“Um you did the last grocery shop so I could do my workout in the quite”
The color leaves his face. He is remembering Saturday when he ran to the store and had kids in tow. Yes I am evil like that. I just needed 45 minutes of quite from the 3 of them.
So yes he made a pie with cook and serve pudding and didn’t cook the pudding. Now had this been the chocolate pie there would have been hell to pay. Banana not so much I loath the banana.
So this has had me in fits of laughter for a few days.
Happy Thursday. send Paul good thoughts while he does his pt tomorrow. This is so he can go in higher ranking.