Excuse me but has anyone seen my sheep? I have so much on my mind as of late and it seems my sheep have hit the freakin road. I have done melatonin and usually it works. For whatever reason it is not working. I go into bed between 830 and 9. To hope I am asleep by 11:00. Yes I know it is early but if you had to hear the worlds most obnoxious alarm clock at 4 am for PT. Then you would be too. I also have found that the noise of the TV helps drown out the sounds of everything around me and has lulled me to sleep. That is until the TV
nazi person shuts it off. Read that as hubby shuts the freakin thing off. Hello 2 am so nice to see you again. I hear this and it’s late and keeping me up. Really because I am pretty sure five seconds ago that was you I heard snoring in my ear. That caused me to turn and then you woke and shut my freakin sound box off. Thank You so much captain pin head.
Then the game of laying there and begging my sheep who have seem to go on strike or take up cheerleading to come and visit me again.
This does get better because it is about 330 am by the time I fall back to sleep to hear that obnoxious alarm. I then toss and turn until 7 am because people are inconsiderate with the noise levels in this house. 9 times out of 10 the remote is hidden. So I can’t find it to turn the TV back on.
At 7 I wake the
monsters children for school. I get you are always so grumpy in the mornings mom. Really am i expected to have
So being the
fantastic parent I am I respond with
So the solution for sleep tonight is to leave treats out for the damn sheep and duct tape the freakin remote to the inside of my pillow case. I am far to lazy to get out of bed in the freezing cold because he has windows open and fan going full power to turn the TV back on. If he shuts it off I may
kill oops smother him with love. Really I just need some good sleep. leave my noise box alone. You want quite go sleep with Nate.
Does anyone else have these battles at home?
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